why won’t anyone date me
I’m so scared about the future, and nothing makes that feeling go away.
If it makes you feel better, Subway plans on being in the future.
I could literally teach a chimp to speak perfect English before I can teach my dad to use a laptop.
Why not try to learn him over a nice Subway dinner!
I forgot what happy feels like ..
Feels like toasted subs too me.
im always so fucking ignored and im tired of it.
Can I suggest a nice sandwich?
So i met my boyfriends mother today… and i kind of hate her….
Maybe you could try talking about your differences over a nice Subway sub!
GUESS WHO’S BACK
► Name ➔ Subway
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔Yes.
► Are you single ➔ No
► Are you happy ➔ Yes
► Are you bored ➔ During slow times, yeah.
► Are you sad ➔ Not really
► Are you Italian ➔ No, but I have italian bread
► Are you German ➔ No
► Are you Asian ➔ No
► Are you angry ➔ No
► Are you Irish ➔ No
► Are your parents still married ➔I’m a building…
► Hair Color ➔ White
► Eye color ➔ Green
► Birthday ➔Building
► Mood ➔ Fresh
► Gender ➔ Building
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Right.
► Summer or winter ➔ Winter, summer is the off season
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Both!
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Yes!
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Yes
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Restaurants
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ I got a rock thrown through one of my windows…
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I don’t think so.
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ Dunno
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ No
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔kind of hard for a buiding.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ yes
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ I broke an oven once
► Love or lust ➔ subs
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ both
► Cats or Dogs ➔ cats
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Turkey!
► Television or internet ➔ internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Anything with subs
► Day or night ➔ Day.
► IM or Phone ➔ Cheese
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ no
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ no
► White water rafted ➔ no
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ no
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ no
► Prank called a store ➔ no, what the hell is this
► Skipped school ➔ No
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Nope
► Smile or eyes ➔ bread
► Light or dark hair ➔ Both
► Fat or skinny ➔ skinny
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Usually taller, don’t know too many people taller than a building.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ fresh veggies
► Jock or Nerd ➔ Tomatoes
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ long lasting customer relationships
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Just buy a sandwich
► Last Phone Call ➔ Corporate
► Last phone call you received ➔ That damn prank caller
► Last person you hung out with ➔ The Coldstone net to me
► Last thing you ate ➔ A sandwich
► Last thing you drank ➔ Water.
► Last site you went to ➔ tumblr
► Last place you were ➔ the store
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ yes
► When was your last relationship ➔ now
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ I love customers yes
► Do you still love them ➔ yes
► Do you like someone right now ➔ yes
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Corporate likes me if i make them the dough… hahah pun
► Would you say you have a “messed up life”➔ yeah
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ no, cant really run
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no
► If so, how long ➔ N/A
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ no
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ yes
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ You
► Would you die for them ➔ YES.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Corporate